[Scans/Trans] YG Magazine - May 2012 (2) Issue - Onew Sangtae
Note : There is no space in that picture for translations to be added in, so I shall do it separately below :
(In brief : It’s an article of a compilation of Onew’s witty response to fans, on radio shows, tv programs)
ONEW’S SANGTAE : MODE IS ON!
(From Top to Bottom, Left to Right)
At Idol Sports Championship, in the 100m sprint race, Onew is the first..from the back.
Onew : I dont wish to showcase all I have/can do in the preliminary round of the competition. You have to understand me bit by bit - isn’t that the joy of variety programs?
(The words highlighted in black)
- I love spaghetti, because it is more appealing than Key.. and it tastes good
- A butterfly that goes to heaven will become a butterfly-knot!
- I’ve only ran 3m long and I feel that my heart is going to explode
- Minho’s voice is really low - it seems as if it’s produced from the base of his foot~
- To be honest, SHINee’s appearance, build, expression… everything, is really “charisma”. And the only member that can be described as “near perfection” is….. me!
- After mimicking the dog’s action, I realised…… I’m a human!
- I’ve grown 0.000000007mm!
Q. Can you do a “flower boy” (good-looking man) pose?O : If you are talking about perfection, I am willing to show you my back!
Q. Which group do you envy the most?O : SNSD, because they have a lot of member!
Q. So you like SJ unconditionally?
O : Yes!
Q. Which member do you think you are more special than him?O : I am older/larger than Taemin!
In Hello Baby, Onew became a SpidermanMinho : Go stick onto a wall!Onew : I don’t have any energy left!
Q. Your idea of a bad boy is…O : What I think..I really think that… not finishing your meat, (men who) throw away soft bones~ not eating the skin cleanly before throwing away..I really dislike this kind of people!
Q. Which member in SHINee does that?
O : Key!
Q. What do you think the leader should be like?
O : To be more handsome than the members!
Q. Onew, please say something SHINee is at an advantage compared to 2PM
O: Age!(Editor : Because 2PM is older than SHINee, but SHINee is considered as their senior in the singing industry)
In radio shows….Onew : Members usually only wear a pair of pants at the dormTaeyeon : What about upper body?
Onew : Will only wear it when necessary
Q: Seems like SHINee is proficient in Chinese~O : Sorry, I only know how to say “Ni Hao” (Hello)!(Editor : You are so honest!)
Q : What do you think you do better than others?O : Brushing teeth!K : Do you know what the MC asked you?
O : Mic!
K : No, no, no, no. M… Mic… C…
O : Crocodile!
Q : If you are infected with SHINee’s virus, what should you do?
O : To be treated at the hospital
Fan : I heard that Oppa will go to Seoul Women’s University~ Please do not look at University girls!O : Eyeballs will roll around.. If eyeballs can be fixated, then i’ll try it!
Fan : Oppa, why do you not dye your hair?
O : This is my issue~ my choice!
Fan : Why are you not sleeping yet?
O : I only sleep when I need to, I will not sleep when I don’t have to~ haha!
Fan : Oppa~Please send me a long long long long long long reply~ Please~
O : Then I won’t won’t won’t won’t won’t won’t
Fan：Taemin, can you hear my heart/ thoughts?
T : What~ How can I hear that?
O : (to the fan) Please implant a loud speaking in your brain
Fan : Noona is tired recently… can you give me some lottery numbers? 6 of them?
O : If only I knew… I would have bought it myself!
Fan : Are you not sleeping? One minute of precious weekend is left..
O : Can I exchange it for money? (S/N : Time is regarded as money - hence, precious)
Fan : Jinki-ah~ why are you so highly-priced?
O : You want to buy me?
Fan : Jonghyun-ah~ what do you think of Onew’s jokes?
O : I am a bit humourous …
Fan : I am right behind your back
O : Behind me is a block of wall!
Fan : Oppa and Lee Joon is really close right?
O : Because he is too poor, so he likes to wear my merchandises.(Editor : Because Lee Joon wore Onew’s cartoon socks to a program - Star King)
Fan : You are as thin as/ have shrivelled into dried beancurd!
O : Dried beancurd is on the way to become Beancurd skin(S/N : Beancurd skin is a really thin sheet of dried beancurd)
During a Fansign, a fan asked Onew to draw exclamation marks…Fan : Please add an exclamation mark for me!
O : Exclamation mark? hehe..erm, no!
Fan : If you don’t do it, I’ll start chasing EXO!Jinki laughed and then acted really worried…
Fan Sign…O : (looks at fan’s name) Oh oh? Yoona?Fan : Yep~ it’s Yoona~ SNSD! haha!
O : Oh? Really?
Fan : I hid from my boyfriend and sneak my way here!
O : Really?
Fan : Yes~ there was supposed to be a date!
O : Ah~ so it’s the incident regarding SNSD?
Fan : What?
O : So you are the secret behind SNSD!
Fan Sign…Fan : Onew, you and Lee Joon are real right? (OTP)O : Haha~ yes!
Fan : Ah Ah~ What about Onkey?
O : Key is not here ~ ~ ~(Key was absent on that day for the fansign)
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